I WILL beat you some day!
(Yes, yes - these are all examples of people who have cruised right past me in actual races. Photos for representation only, to protect the so called "innocent". Except for the dogs.)
#1 - old man who doesn't run so much as shuffle... yet still smokes right past me:
#2 - lady that is pushing a 50+ lb stroller and just looks oh so perky:
#4 - that damn wiener:
#5 - guy with American flag (wouldn't have bothered me so much had it not been whapping me in the face on top of beating me to the finish):
#6 - kid who beats his mom to the finish, then runs backwards on course to find her and subsequently beats me to the finish again:
#7 - others, too numerous to mention...
*Sigh.* Me thinks I might have a dash of competitive nature in my blood.